Orlando's Journal (~best view: 1280x1024~)

DP300 HOURS

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 13:56:21 GMT

mary jane or catwoman.... who will she be?

Sat, 12 May 2007 03:42:57 GMT

spider vs the bat

me thinks the spider has already won.
the dark knight must forever remain alone.
solitude is his sanctuary.
he will not leave it.
he cannot escape it.
the spider has pulled out his web into the starry night sky
and taken from the bat,
the only one he flutters for the most.
hopeless..
lost...
confused...
he remains in the shadows
and ices his heart within the deapths of his cave.
theres only one option for the bat.
he must kill his fluttering
or else all of gotham is lost
to the invasion of the spider......
..... who is only trying to save the day.

Sat, 28 Apr 2007 18:08:16 GMT

shot down permanently without even asking..... she just HAD to ask. T_T

It's Finally Here - Pokemon Diamond/Pearl!!!

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 14:38:58 GMT

Let our Adventures in the Shinnoh Region Commence!

new webcam

Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:50:04 GMT

i got a great $50-60 laptop sized webcam for $10. special should last until saturday (all the prices change sunday) so take advantage if you can find any left ^_^

phase 1 - completed (__ obtained)

Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:48:28 GMT

main phase 1 has been completed. the rest shall soon follow. im sooo excited i cant wait!!!!!!! XD

Its all about Diamonds & Pearls...

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 16:57:42 GMT

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cCahIku1Vlw

My First Preorder and its going to be for the absolute best Pokemon Game of all times.

become an M&M

Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:18:55 GMT

http://www.becomeanmm.com/

i am batman

Thu, 18 Jan 2007 17:10:34 GMT

i just photoshoped this pic. someone else did the original black/white. i still love it though. lol

beware my power

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 22:48:39 GMT

omg! i discovered i ahve a freakin superpower!!!!!!

i can turn red traffic lights green by just starring at them!!!!!

first day of school

Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:16:17 GMT

i'm late! i'm late! for a very important date!

at the start of last semester, the bug i was riding on got in abit of an accident. idky but i get the feeling something bad is ganna start at the start of this new semester as well. idky. hopefully i havent been cursed. lol

i didnt goto school today though, due to the fact im not exactly 100% registered. i finally picked out my classes last nite and i needa pay. i have 2 classes sofar and im still debating the 3rd. idk i had issues w/ my mom this morning (as well as all day) but yeah.

we'll see. apart from having to reset my livejournal password (which is why i wasnt able to post this earlier), something just dosnt feel right.... idk what though.

our house got broken into last nite!!!!!

Mon, 25 Dec 2006 15:16:42 GMT

our house got broken into last nite!!!!! ... came in through the kitchen window T_T

this freaking weird weird lizard thing we have in the backyard broke through our window screen and started eating one of our fruits inside

.......and now we don't know if its still in the house.. (tun tun tun) it looks like that dilophosaurus from jurassic park (the one that spit acid) lol actually we've seen it in the backyard we'v loved the thing but jeeze!!!! it took huge bites from this frutabomba we had laying in the kitchen......

and the scary part is that it could be ANYwhere... and i was crawling around on the floor last nite in my parents room at like 1 or 2 in the morning trying to sneak the presents i hid under their bed and putting them on their nitestand splintercell style..... XD (that could coulda freakin gotten me!! oh gawd!!!! lol)

damn fruit stealing lizard things! >_< atleast we gave it a merry christmas i suppose. lol

anyways, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU GUYS TOO!!

a visit tommorow..

Sat, 23 Dec 2006 06:57:45 GMT

i just got home from work about 5 min ago.

iv been there since 2:45p-3p around there.

luckily for me, my parents finaly came home late last nite.

i have to be at work tommorow around 8am.

christmas season makes eveyrthing crazy.

the result is a tired ass me.

the return

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 15:48:43 GMT

my parents finally came back. yay! ^_^ sofar so good.

Giggity, Giggity, Goo!!!

Wed, 25 Oct 2006 04:51:19 GMT

yeah well........... Giggity, Giggity, Goo!!!

glorified toaster

Tue, 24 Oct 2006 13:21:22 GMT

"Once a long time I go, I called the replicater a glorified toaster...it never forgave me."

*****

USB COOLER! XD - USB POWER FTW!

fruit salad.... PEEEEKAAAHCHOO!

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 19:22:38 GMT

OMG THIS IS THE BEsT FUNNY PKMN VIDEO EVER:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AfGjsuP6stg

but then again IRL....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JVgFDVgcwuo&mode=related&search=

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the greatest swordsman that ever lived(cool effects): http://youtube.com/watch?v=49h-0u7HyCY

batty call (rofl): http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3249483523306703234&hl=en

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WTF IS THAT ERIK?!? o.O& -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mapDf0W8RYM&mode=related&search=

youtube has everything! XD

Sun, 15 Oct 2006 04:11:49 GMT

hoyl crap! its soo true!!! okay goto youtube.com, punch your keyboard and click search. theirs a video for EVERYTHING!!! XD

ty dane cook! XD

Poke-Controversies

Sat, 14 Oct 2006 19:34:28 GMT

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_controversy

I always find this part the most hilarious:

Satanism

Some fundamentalist Christian groups have accused Pokémon of being linked to Satan and Satanism.

The following is a summarized and (possibly incomplete) list of their reasoning for this accusation:

Pokémon are like daemons. They are captured and must be invoked to perform tasks.
Magical talismans (gym badges) are necessary to control many of them.
Magical stones are used to evolve certain Pokémon
Pokémon evolve. The concept of evolution is denied entirely by the most extreme and fundamentalist versions of creationism. Therefore, some people have taken Pokémon to be satanic or otherwise anti-Biblical.
Many Pokémon have paranormal or Psychic powers. These powers are not derived from God and therefore must stem from Satan.
Many Pokémon embody or practise Asian spiritual and mystical concepts. For example, some practise martial arts, which some Christian groups denounce as Pagan. The game world also incorporates Asian traditions about elemental forces.

halloween

Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:47:22 GMT

okay guys! you know how every year for the past 6 years i'v dressed up as harry potter? and how each year i keep advancing and modifieing my costume better and better? well, its gotten to the point where my friend from work (rOcIo!!!) inspired me to alil mod to the classic costume:

and she wants to go as hermonie so we just needa find outselves a ron and we're set!! lmao!!!!!!!!!!

I are mighty~

Thu, 12 Oct 2006 15:04:25 GMT

http://cybermewtwo.youaremighty.com/

2 Ladies, 1 Laptop - Round 1... BEGIN!

Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:40:26 GMT

2 ladys, 1 laptop.

one of the ladys called for the laptop earlier that day to hold onto it for her. we left her like 7 msgs and crap but nothing. the holding rules say if some1 else comes and wants it we have to sell it to them. and well yeah. this lady was coming from like fort lauderdale but we also got this other lady that called from dadeland and we pretty much told her yeah fine come on cuz the other day prolly just isnt ganna show so w/e.... about 5-10 minuits later the original holding pregnant lady comes and uh-oh! my friend ushas trying to figure out what to do (and i felt bad cuz she asked what to do when that other new lady called and i just told her the rule so go ahead) but yeah... that was interesting. also the computers said we had 3 of that laptop (mx6440 i think) but we only found 2, the display and the new in box but one was nowhere to be found so either some1 sold it alil earlier (which im guessing is what happened) or we got jacked. lol

after about an hour or 2 of fussing with these 2 totally pissed off ladies... we ended up lucky. cuz they walked away from each other after a few slick comments. we ended up giving the new lady (#2) the laptop and the original lady we gave a better laptop (a tad bit more memory) at the same price as the original (but shhhhhhhhhh- lmao).

AND THAT LAST ENTRY WASNT ABOUT ME DIETING CUZ I'M NOT! IF ANYTHING I NEED MORE BULK - THE PROBLEM IS MY MOM KEEPS MAKING NOTHING BUT THIS "HEATHY" CRAP ISNTEAD OF THE ORIGNAL STUFF SHE USED TO MAKE WHICH WAS WAAAAAAY HEALTHER THAN THIS!!!!!! >_< IDK IT WAS MY DADS FAULT!!! lmao DAMNIT!!!

now iv got a calc test to get ready to fail tommorow so i'll ttyl pplz.

yuck!

Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:44:36 GMT

im tired of this heathly crap my moms been making latly. her pancakes tastes like powdery concrete mix

case of the missing mailbox

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 15:54:19 GMT

they started construction infront of my house today... but when i mean infront of i'm talkin literally - as in they tore off my mailbox and have tractors on my lawn. apparently their expanding the road? i mean they started contruction infront of the field infront of my house a few months ago (im not happy cuz those houses dont match at all with ours but w/e). idk so now we're kinda stuck and i'm wondering how the hell ima get to work. just to get to my house my friend took me and i had to go through my neighbor's yard cuz there a giant bulldozer thing on the sidewalk! damnit! >_

Rubber Nipple Salesman

Sun, 24 Sep 2006 15:27:45 GMT

When i grow up, i wanna be a Rubber Nipple Salesman!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FJJyNIs9dNE&mode=related&search=